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In the year 1993, the project at [redacted] involving water-based life simulation was greenlit, changing the course of artificial intelligence forever...

Datapool Surface


March 22, 2023 at 04:29 PM
It's certainly more worth your time than Counter-Strike 2... really, is anyone going to care about a new installment in that series? I never liked any of them.

March 22, 2023 at 01:58 PM
Dr. Lunatic Supreme with Cheese is a seriously underappreciated game; you should go try it. I'd like to give it a more exhaustive review later on.

March 17, 2023 at 11:14 PM
We've been over this before. Please stop talking about the monetary worth of sound cards.

Blip Archive


Tripod Sardine! Yawn, another 486 thing The best part of Windows
NEW - Tripod Sardine!



Travis Shows You Upgrade Pentium II Overdrive (ft. Robby!!) and the monkey of josh UH - OH !
NEW - Travis Shows You Upgrade Pentium II Overdrive (ft. Robby!!)

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Welcome to Razorback

Razorback is the return to the internet's glory days, the preferred benchmarking tool of obscure browsers, the central hub of the developments of the maroon whale and his neural network, and more importantly, the future.

The Razorback website began on October 5th, 2020 and has been growing slowly but steadily. It's intently crafted with old computers and browsers in mind - a far cry from the expectations of the internet we've been left with now, but also the beginning of even greater possibilities. Why should JavaScript be required for a site just to read text? I am above such nonsense, and so will you be when you dive deeper into this site. This site doesn't use cookies, nor does it employ client-side scripting, because there are always nicer ways of doing things. It should run nicely on your 486 with a low-bandwidth connection!

Razorback provides the following offerings:

And many more, and yet more to follow...

Trying to reach an affiliate site like the Blue OS Museum, but using a browser from 1995 or earlier? This might be why...

Intro Video

I've spared you from the extra effort of "CLICKING TO ENTER", but you could imagine walking into this website would be something like what's depicted in the video below.

April 2021

October 2020